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Discussion in 'Scams' started by Naps With Cats, May 29, 2011.

  1. . . . and that's all I have to say on the subject of scams!
  2. yupyup44

    yupyup44 Member

    You don't know how sick you make me...

    You make me fuckin sick to my stomach, every time I think of you I puke.

    You must just not know.

    You may not think you do, but you do... every time I think of you, I puke.
  3. D Stood

    D Stood New Member

    yupyup, Have you tried metoclopramide?
  4. yupyup44

    yupyup44 Member

    Sure have! Metoclopramide increases peristalsis of the jejunum and duodenum, increases tone and amplitude of gastric contractions, and relaxes the pyloric sphincter and duodenal bulb!!!!!! I am less angry when my sphincter is relaxed.

    Catchy phrase time!!

    When my ass it tight, it's time to fight...
    When the colon is swollen, my lulz are stolen
    When the sphincter constricts, gotta smack a bitch

    One day I will look back on this and start to doubt the quality of my contributions to the web... maybe.
  5. Dark Fire

    Dark Fire Member

    Even I laughed at that....LOL.
  6. Arhus

    Arhus Member

    The internet from the very beginning wasn't designed for people to commit "perfection", you shouldn't care about anything you post on the internet unless it violates local or international laws.
  7. Arhus

    Arhus Member

    You went off topic but I admire your sense of humor :)

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